Guy decides to get away from the city life...he needs a break. Goes away with the intention of staying away for 6 months.
After 3months his neighbour comes up to him one day and says i'm having a party next weekend is that ok.
Guy goes ok.
Neighbour says it will get loud.
Guy says i'll deal, i like noise
Neighbour says there'll be a bit of drinking.
Guy says i like beer.
(If you get easily offended stop reading here)
Neighbour says ummmm, there may be a bit of sex
Guy says, well i'm not a virgin that's ok.
neighbour says ok well see you next weekend then. and walks off.
Guy says, WAIT! i forgot to ask you what to wear?!
Neighbour says...
Doesn't matter it will only be the two of us!
~.~