A blind man walks into a department store with his seeing eye dog on a leash. As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up and notices that the man is blind and wanting not to stare quickly looks away again. Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash. Shocked, the manager runs over and says, 'Sir, is there a problem-is their anything I can help you with?' The blind man calmly replies 'No thanks - I'm just looking around.'
~.~

Telephone conversation goes;
'Hello, is this the police?'
'Yes it is. How can we help you?'
'I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocain inside his firewood!'
'Thank you very much for your call.'

The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.

They search the house and go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.

The phone rings at Wazza's house.

'Hey, Wazz. Did the Cops come?
'Yeah.'
'Did they chop up your firewood?'
'Yep.'

'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!'
~.~