As usual, because of the holidays I have not been able to get onto the Net in order to blog. Also during the holidays I have been informed that people do actually read it (I apologize for it always being so boring)

Anyways, I've given up on flikr. I don't that is going to work. Ever.

Ummm, heard a really funny joke this morning on the radio, so did about a million other people who listen to the same radio station as me.

Anyways, this big lawyer guy on a huge 7 figure salary buys a box of really expensive cigars. They are really expensive so he insures them for a lot of money. This policy includes all the usual things like theft, water damage and fire. Anyways after a few months this guy has managed to smoke all 24 of these really expensive cigars. So he goes to the insurance company and says he wants his money cause they were all damaged in 'a series of small fires'.

The insurance company refuses to pay him and he takes them to court with a law suit, and won! The insurance company doesn't want to waste all this money on an appeal so instead they pay him the amount of money they were ordered to.

However, because the 'series of small fires' happened to be lit by him and he admitted to doing so in his law suit, the insurance company called the police and had him charged with 24 counts of arson. This guy spent 2 years in jail as a result.
~.~!