How to make a Sayers

Ingredients: 3 parts mercy 1 part ambition 1 part beauty

Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity

How to make a pez

Ingredients: 3 parts friendliness 1 part ambition 5 parts uncertainty

Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!

two can play at that game

I found the cupboard under the stairs today.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pez!

1. Pez is the largest of Saturn's moons.
2. Half a cup of Pez contains only seventeen calories.
3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Pez!
4. Pez can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
5. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Pez.
6. If you kiss Pez for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
7. Birds do not sleep in Pez, though they may rest in her from time to time!
8. Pez is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
9. Pez can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
10. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Pez.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sayers!

1. Antarctica is the only continent without Sayers!
2. Sayers is incapable of sleep.
3. Sayers can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
4. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Sayers on.
5. Sayers has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
6. Sayers was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
7. Two grams of Sayers provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
8. During severe windstorms, Sayers may sway several feet to either side.
9. Sayers can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
10. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Sayers!

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Note to self:-
Avoid making non-relationships, pseudo relationships and especially fake relationships. At all costs avoid being fake, and all situations where fake behaviour may arise.

First week of uni over. I think it's safe to say that it got progressively better. The first day I was stuck in a computer basics course that i can't get out of. Again. This will be the third year I am stuck in one of these with no way out. But the other 2 subjects that I'm doing seem ok. I hate politics so social policy should be interesting. And the skills development class seems really interesting so i have a bit of a range of subjects. But that will always be the case.

Friday night was fun-saturday night i crashed. In a big way. I got home from work utterly exhausted. The last 2 days at work have been really demanding because the 2 new managers have no idea what they are doing and don't call Nigel when they need to. As a result they are making mistakes that are starting to cost us. So when I got to work on friday I spent the whole day trying to catch up with work that should have been done between tuesday and thursday. We didn't end up getting most of it done because there was way to much to catch up on.

So saturday during the day was spent opening and emptying 40 boxes of stock which should always be done in the mid week so over the weekend we can get the most out of what we have. Sale prices etc.

Anyways I got home and quite literally crashed. I really wanted to go ice-skating with you all-even though i suck and would probably have spent most of the time on my bum but hey-it sounded like fun when Ali and I wanted to go last week. Anyways-short story i slep for 12 hours staright and woke up feeling slightly better.

Anyone who knows me will know this is a far cry form the 3-4 ish hours i usually get but i think i needed it. Now all i need to do is figure out how to get rid of this tension headache that i have behind my eyes.

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